depeche mode parodies I wrote

(and some I didn't write)

As you can see, I've gone through some name changes, so now any comments or whatever can now go to resident alian by email.

Here's an index for your convenience:

I must admit some of mine are lame, but this is the whole collection, and they get better with each one, and I wrote them a long time ago....

My personal favorites (of the ones I wrote) are "Statement of Thesis" and "A Function of Time".


A dM Parody by Chuckles (icamacla@sdcc15.ucsd.edu)

UCSD Lifeline (sung to the tune of dM Pipeline)

Get out the crane
Construction time again
What is it this time?
We're committing a frickin' crime

Let the dollars and cents flow
Until their savings are spent though
Could take a long time
Wrecking parking lot 109

     Taking from the needy
     Giving to the greedy

On this cloudy day
Rain's been sent their way
May take all of their quarter's time
Building EBU nine

From the palm of their hands
To the Regent band
Money comes here anytime
While we just drink our wine

     Taking from the needy
     Giving to the greedy


Another parody by Chuckles (Ian C.)

Kleemann (sung to the tune of dM Clean)

Kleemann
The keenest he's been
A start to his career
For the in-between years
And the virii he's cleaned
He's Mr. Kleemann
You know what I mean
He started in fall
At UCSD and all
With a Pascal subroutine
'Cause he's Kleemann
I don't understand
What assignment's been planned
He's starting to grasp
C++ by Borland
I don't claim to know
Where CSE goes
I just know that I like
Where he's starting to go
Sometime
Kleemann...
As years go by
All the functions inside
Twist and they turn
As they times and divide
I don't advise
That he care about file size
I just know that a disk's
To be optimized
Sometimes
Kleemann...
Sometimes.

Dedicated to Robert F. Kleemann (RFK), CSE guy @ucsd.edu!

-Chuckles


Yet another parody by Chuckles (Ian C.)

Consolation (sung to the tune of dM Condemnation) -- about Wheel of Fortune

Consolation
prizes
Here on the stand
With my buzzer in hand
And the audience on my side

Perplexations
Puzzles
A phrase or a sentence
I'll solve it for ten cents
Or a trip by the beach side

If for redundancy
I spin a Bankruptcy
You won't sympathize
If for good prizes
You substitute K-mart buys
Please examine your eyes

Consolation
prizes
Because my duty
Was not to win booty
But I did my time

Desolation
Why
To know I can't trust this
Fixed game's injustice
Time after time

Go call security
This game's immaturity
Well it's no suprise
If for contestants
You substitute your friends
Please conceal my eyes

-Chuckles


Yet ANOTHER DM Parody by Chuckles (Ian C.)

Statement of Thesis (sung to the tune of dM Personal Jesus)

Your own statement of thesis
Something to help you write
Something of might
Your own statement of thesis
Something to help you write
Something you'll spite
Feeling depressed
When you take the test
You may just snap
'Cause you just write crap
Don't forget your bluebook
The proctors give you dirty looks
Taking the test
Of issues addressed
Things on your chest
They can't be repressed
I will be prudent
I'm only a student
Reach out and touch page
Reach out and touch page
Your own statement of thesis...
Feeling depressed
When you take the test
You may just snap
'Cause you just write crap
Don't forget your bluebook
The proctors give you dirty looks
I will be prudent
I'm only a student
Reach out and touch page
Your own statement of thesis
Reach out and touch page

-Chuckles


YET ANOTHER DM Parody by Chuckles!

Rewind the Reel (sung to the tune of dM Behind the Wheel)

My little tape, stop anywhere
Show anything, I don't care.
Tonight, I hope they get the point
Don't tape the videos, from this joint, now.

People in town, there are times when I feel
I want you to do it, just rewind the reel!
Come, pick your flicks, watch them all
Just don't be a d--k, please.

People around, I prefer
You rewind the reel, just hear it purr
Ok; you can copy the tape
Do what you want, just don't be late, tonight.

Please rewind the reel tonight.

-Chuckles


YET ANOTHER DM Parody by Operator 7G (The artist formerly known as Chuckles)

A Function of Time (sung to the tune of dM A Question of Time)

Just differentiate first, but don't lose hope
It's just a function of time, so go and do your work, you dope
This function's just like the rest; just differentiate first
It's just a function of time.

Well now you're in Math 15, and you look good
I'll teach you everything; somebody should
Short-cuts and easy ways, you must believe what I say.

It's just a function of time, and it's waiting just for you
It won't be long before you crack, with all these letters written in black.

I can see you now, jumping around
When you mess up, when you break down
Because you think you've won, right after problem one.

It's just a function of time, and it's waiting just for you
It won't be long before you crack, with all these letters written in black.

Sometimes you won't solve them, but don't despair
The problems may seem hard, but don't start pulling your hair.
Cause soon you'll just go bald, go bouncing off the wall
And soon go blind; you've got a dangerous mind.

It's just a function of time

It should have letters
It's just a function of time
It should have numbers and lines
It's just a function of time.


A dM Parody by Mimi Harrill (dpchmd16 AT hotmail DOT com)

Juices Are Juices (sung to the tune of dM People Are People)

juices are juices,
so why should it be,
too much fruit punch kool-aid makes me have red pee?

juices are juices,
so why should it be,
too much fruit punch kool-aid makes me have red pee?

so there's different colors and different kinds,
and different juices have effects on our minds,
so far it hasnt happened,
but im sure when i piss,
it will be green
from the new lime kool-aid mists,

i cant understand, that too much kool-aid can,
change the color of the piss, in a grown woman,

juices are juices,
so why should it be,
too much fruit punch kool-aid makes me have red pee?

juices are juices,
so why should it be,
too much fruit punch kool-aid makes me have red pee?

look at in the can, look, it stained the can...

now its time to test the blue kool-aid tea,
i wonder what the color will be,
so far it hasnt happened,
but im sure when i piss,
it will be as blue as a morning mountain mist,

i cant understand, that too much koo-aid can,
change the color of the piss, in a grown woman,

juices are juices,
so why should it be,
too much fruit punch kool-aid makes me have red pee?

juices are juices,
so why should it be,
too much fruit punch kool-aid makes me have red pee?

look at in the can, look, it stained the can...

Mimi H. (the DMode Freak)

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